I’d like to obtain you back to where it all started. I woke up one morning with a killer hangover and nothing to calm it with. There wasn’t a drop of beer anywhere in my house. Well that’s when this tall duffy looking dude comes walking into my house, trailing behind my thirsty daughter. Well, while Janessa is in the bathroom, I pull him to the side and ask him if he’s gained any money. I was planning on just striking him up for a few bucks to buy a beer or two, but seducer thinks I’m some kind of pimp and pays me to romp my daughter. I just played along, he doing the deed gave me more than enough money to buy a couple cases of beer!

So that’s how it all began. Now you can check out Use My Daughter. That’s where the help of a few friends I post all the video clips and photographs from my daughter’s miniature adventures. She doesn’t really like being called a nympho and I hate that my wee baby is a slattern, but I gotta admit it. What the fooling around do I really care as long as I’m getting more money to get boozed.

I gotta run, I just taken a nice amount of cash from a sorry doing the deed who wants to get into my daughter’s undies. But that’s a tale for next time, I’m off to buy a bottle of Vodka!