Now, this is a shagged up writing. My daughter and I were driving to the store when our van broke down. I thought I was boffed because I didn’t have enough money to pay the bills, let alone get the van fixed. Luckily, one of my daughter’s friends was driving by in his huge english muffins motor home when he spotted us broken down on the side of the road. He took one look at the engine and told me it was going to be expensive to fix. He said he would hook me up with a discount since he knew my daughter, but it was still more money than I had. That’s when I offered up my daughter. I asked him if it would be an even deal if I let him ream my daughter and he fixed my van.

He took a look at my daughter and he decided to shake on that deal. My daughter was urinated because she hates being treated like a honey but she climbed into the motor home anyways. However, I was cute pissed when I saw them driving away in the motor home, leaving me on the side of the road. Yeah, he obtained to boff my daughter for free but I’m definitely going to make him pay the next time I see him.

Watch my lollipop daughter getting boffed at Use My Daughter.