So, I don’t know if you remember but not too long ago my van broke down and my daughter ran off with the boyfriend who was supposed to fix it. Well, when I saw her the next day, I was pleasing peed at her. She actually felt a small bad and promised she would make it up to me. I didn’t think she would steal the motherfucker’s motor home. What am I supposed to do with that? Is she trying to get me locked up in jail?

I made her bring it right back. He was exited to see the motor home again, but he wasn’t so aroused to see me come out of the motor home behind my daughter. He started making all types of apologizes and claimed that his wife had left him a few weeks ago and he couldn’t think straight. I actually felt a little sorry for him. He was glad to see my daughter and told him it would be $90 bucks for last time and if he wanted ram with my daughter again. Yeah, I know I should’ve gotten more money but that’s all he had on him.

Anyways, help me out some. My cash is running a tiny low this week, so it would be cool if you joined Use My Daughter.